Karine want that baby. And Jesse thinks pizza is distinctly NOT bullshit.
In Episode 4, Karine begs Paul to put a baby in her, Darcey cries a lot, and Tarik has a truly religious experience.Read More
Episode 3 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: To verify if Melissa and/or Hazel are real people.
In this week’s recap: Jon discovers that babies are humans, Angela decides not to change her shirt, and Hazel teaches us how to build a bed-barrier for creepy men.Read More
Episode 2 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Ricky wearing his fanny pack in Colombia.
In this week’s recap: Paul manages to learn zero words of Portuguese in four months, Jesse continues being terrible, and we’re introduced to Tarik, who recently discovered the “Asian women are hot.”Read More
It’s a new season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, and I could not be more giddy.
90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, is by far the best show in the 90 Days franchise, because there are so many possible outcomes. There’s no engagement yet, most are traveling outside the country for the first time (like, ever), and in general it’s a total sh*tshow and I’m into it.Read More