Before the 90 Days Season 2 has come to a close, but TLC provides us with one more magical gift: Find out if Angela really does hit Rachel, if Michael gave up the American Dream for $600 (my guess is NO), and if Jesse will wear pants long enough to cover his socks.Read More
Angela wants a quickie, Hazel recites part of Tarik's famous rap, Jon and Rachel make out a lot, and Jesse and Darcey have make-up sex (DON'T DENY IT JESSE). Also... a super cool interview with 90 Day Fiance Reddit & Instagram Hero, Katie_not_holmes, dishes on her encounter with Sticky Ricky.Read More
Michael drives Angela back to Lagos (without charging her a BJ); Ximena (sort of) forgives Ricky; Marta and Daya say 3 words to each other; and someone on this show actually f*kcing eats something.Read More
Jesse describes his love for refills; Michael becomes the first person to lie about NOT cheating; Ricky takes Ximena to an island so she can’t escape; and we meet single-mom-exotic-dancer-catholic Marta, FINALLY.Read More
Jesse and Darcey continue their steak-cutting conversation; Karine pretends not to know if she should marry Paul; Angela talks about ‘artificial-insermonation’ (it costs $23,000 BTW); Hazel divulges she’s talked to her ex, who owes her $75.Read More
Angela learns how to dress appropriate in Nigeria (oh wait, no she doesn’t), Jon reveals exactly how many people he’s beat the sh*t out of, and Brother Dean slut-shames AND mommy-shames Hazel in under two minutes.Read More
Episode 3 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: To verify if Melissa and/or Hazel are real people.
In this week’s recap: Jon discovers that babies are humans, Angela decides not to change her shirt, and Hazel teaches us how to build a bed-barrier for creepy men.Read More
Episode 2 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Ricky wearing his fanny pack in Colombia.
In this week’s recap: Paul manages to learn zero words of Portuguese in four months, Jesse continues being terrible, and we’re introduced to Tarik, who recently discovered the “Asian women are hot.”Read More
It’s a new season of 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, and I could not be more giddy.
90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, is by far the best show in the 90 Days franchise, because there are so many possible outcomes. There’s no engagement yet, most are traveling outside the country for the first time (like, ever), and in general it’s a total sh*tshow and I’m into it.Read More