90 Day is back, beeshes! And so are we.
Happily Ever After Season 3 starts Sunday, April 28, and features the following couples:
Coltee and Larissa
Ashley and Jay
Elizabeth (“Libby”) and Andrrrrei
Nickle and Azan
Chantel (CeAir is her real name) and Pedro
Pao and Russ and Baby Axel (How are these guys still around? I don’t know.)
Who are we most excited to see and podcast about?
Nickle and Azan, hands down.
SPOILER ALERT: There is no f**king beauty store, and I MUST know what happened to Nickel’s $6,000. Maybe Azan put it in a college fund for May? Hmmm… probably not.
Will Nickle and Azan finally get married this season!? NO, they absolutely f**king will not.
Who are we least excited to see and podcast about?
Sorry Russ and Pao, but it’s you guys. We’ve seen you since Season 1. We’ve seen Pao’s boobs, we’ve seen Russ lose his job, we’ve seen the move to Miami, and Pao is definitely too old to still gun for that Reggeaton-lingerie-dancing-kinda-modeling career, right?
Who is going to be the biggest dumpster fire, even though we already know what happens?
I want to say that I’m not interested, but I AM interested. I want to see The Queen fight with Mama Debbie.
And, most importantly, I want to know how Cookie Dookie is dealing with the divorce. I MUST KNOW.