Let’s start with - Tell All PART 1!? I seriously have to watch another two f*cking hours of this shit next week!?
NOTE: Remember this was filmed November 18, 2018.Read More
Things are tumbling downhill very quickly as every couple turns into a complete shitty dumpster fire that I barely want to watch at all; Nearly everyone is threatening to call the police; Mama Tania proves herself to be the most reasonable person on this show.Read More
In Episode 8: Larissa goes wedding dress shopping at a store where there are zero dresses in her budget; Cousin Lea shows up sans flower headband; Leida asks Eric to disown his children and give her $1000 a month instead; and Steven finds the best (Russian) immigration lawyer ever on this show.Read More
In Episode 7: Larissa nearly dies of heat exposure while driving in Coltee’s car; Eric is emasculated during a visit to the florist; Sister Kalani has some amazing facial expressions; and I end up googling the conversion rate of the Indonesian Rupiah after learning Leida’s last wedding cost $300,000.Read More
In Episode 6 we see Coltee be an attention whore; Sarah-with-the-Glasses brings out some seriously delicious-looking cake; Jay is bored as f*ck in Mechanicsburg; Asuelu’s boohole hurts after learning to ride a bike; drama ensues between Leida and Daughter Eric.Read More
Kalani teaches us how to eat Cheetos in the car; Fernanda and Jonathan make a soft core porn in a gym; Indonesian-father-in-law talks about suitable living conditions for humans; Larissa and Coltee go sexy car shopping; Olga has her baby and Russian Doctor makes fun of Steven for crying; Jay teaches us to all appreciate pickles waaaay more than we ever have.Read More
Debbie and Larissa fail at purchasing furniture that isn’t a snowman; Steven is relegated to hospital paperwork while Olga gives birth; Fernanda lets her inner telenovela shine; Asuelu talks about his sexy moves; Leida finally learns the English expression “hoarder.”Read More
Jonathan DOES have hangers, people; Steven is the first person on this show to ever bring a reasonable amount of luggage (and it’s all filled with baby stuff); Asuelu searches for coconuts; Larissa wants a bigee house with a pool; Mama Deb schools Larissa about breakfast.Read More
This week we experience not one… not two… but THREE airport meet-and-greets, including a dance that impressed everyone - except its intended audience. We also witness a little too much pre-giving-her-the-D in a hotel room, poorly packed luggage, Colt having emotions for the first time, and Larissa’s extreme affinity for flowers.Read More
This week we met a man/boy who produces orgasms with nothing but a tattoo needle, a sassy 19-year-old who reportedly ‘has opinions,’ a man with a cat named cookie-dough that he dresses up… in dresses, an Orange County-bound Samoan, and a former Marine who is dying to kick his daughter the f*ck out of his apartment to make room for his new wife.Read More
Before the 90 Days Season 2 has come to a close, but TLC provides us with one more magical gift: Find out if Angela really does hit Rachel, if Michael gave up the American Dream for $600 (my guess is NO), and if Jesse will wear pants long enough to cover his socks.Read More
Angela wants a quickie, Hazel recites part of Tarik's famous rap, Jon and Rachel make out a lot, and Jesse and Darcey have make-up sex (DON'T DENY IT JESSE). Also... a super cool interview with 90 Day Fiance Reddit & Instagram Hero, Katie_not_holmes, dishes on her encounter with Sticky Ricky.Read More
Victoria listened to our silly podcast while recovering from a terrible accident, so we wanted to say thanks by posting a link to her GoFundMe to help her get back on her feet and take care of her kids. Cast members throw around GoFundMes for eye-roll-inducing stuff all the time (Looking at you, Rachel), so lets support a REAL ONE :) Maybe Kim and I can balance our karma for all the trash we talk on this show…Read More
Michael drives Angela back to Lagos (without charging her a BJ); Ximena (sort of) forgives Ricky; Marta and Daya say 3 words to each other; and someone on this show actually f*kcing eats something.Read More
Jesse describes his love for refills; Michael becomes the first person to lie about NOT cheating; Ricky takes Ximena to an island so she can’t escape; and we meet single-mom-exotic-dancer-catholic Marta, FINALLY.Read More
Jesse and Darcey continue their steak-cutting conversation; Karine pretends not to know if she should marry Paul; Angela talks about ‘artificial-insermonation’ (it costs $23,000 BTW); Hazel divulges she’s talked to her ex, who owes her $75.Read More
Angela learns how to dress appropriate in Nigeria (oh wait, no she doesn’t), Jon reveals exactly how many people he’s beat the sh*t out of, and Brother Dean slut-shames AND mommy-shames Hazel in under two minutes.Read More
Episode 3 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: To verify if Melissa and/or Hazel are real people.
In this week’s recap: Jon discovers that babies are humans, Angela decides not to change her shirt, and Hazel teaches us how to build a bed-barrier for creepy men.Read More
Episode 2 brings the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Ricky wearing his fanny pack in Colombia.
In this week’s recap: Paul manages to learn zero words of Portuguese in four months, Jesse continues being terrible, and we’re introduced to Tarik, who recently discovered the “Asian women are hot.”Read More